Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend

by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise

Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?

by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021

Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.

A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.

by Anon8271 November 24, 2025

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.

My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".

by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021

Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.

Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask

by John Paul Linguini Fetticini May 29, 2024