Schrodinger's slur

Schrodinger's slur is simultaneously an offensive term for someone of a certain ethnicity, and at the same time a fun nickname when used by friends.

Karen: You damned dirty SPICS.
Juan: How dare you!!

Julio: What's up you dirty spic?!
Juan: Not much bro what's up?
Michael: What just happened?
Juan: Schrodinger's slur.

by FreeCuba September 16, 2021

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.

Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)

by Berba July 12, 2025

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise

Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?

by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023