An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
Get the Schrodinger’s Catmug. by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Cockmug. Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?
OP: Calm down it's just a joke.
Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
Get the Schrodingers Douchebagmug. When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Wavemug. If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
Get the Schrodingers Ballsmug. A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
Get the Schrodinger Landlordmug. The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's shitmug.