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Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.
"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"
by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022
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Schrödinger’s doucebag

A person who brings up an offensive topic and then bases if they were joking or not based of the other’s reaction
Todd was a perfect Schrödinger’s doucebag at the bar today
by 05-13 November 25, 2024
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Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Communism

This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.
Schrödinger’s Communism in an argument:
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."
by Embellished Marshmallow July 20, 2025
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Schrödinger’s baby

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Schrödinger's bitches

We don't know if they're there or not
Mane talks about all the 'girls he pulls' but gets nervous when we ask anything abt them. Bro has Schrödinger's bitches fr.
by jambalayas November 21, 2023
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Schrödinger's Sex

The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
Hi Mark, lets take a room and no one will know if we have Schrödinger's Sex
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021
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