An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).
No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
by antitrump May 16, 2019
A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.
That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.
by shad0wbits February 12, 2021
by Stelathy September 07, 2021
Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.
by Cheetah_ man February 22, 2022
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most...
Girl: Women belong in the workplace not the kitchen and traditional gender roles are stupid.
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
Guy: Well WWIII has just broken out and 1 member of every household will be drafted guess you can break those gender roles.
Girl: Women belong in the kitchen it's mens job to go to war.
Guy: thats Schrödinger's feminism for you
by HyperGoat14 May 31, 2024
When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020