Schendtism

being an excessive douchebag who can not pick up on social cues such as sarcasm and speaks like he/she is stuck in the 1800s

I shall not be able to join you this morning as i have come down with schendtism

by shetbeg May 15, 2011

schmanke

THE best thing ever made in existance its a word you use when something is incredibly amazingly super awesome or when someone is freakin METAL!!!!!!!

that kid is so schmanke

by the schmanke June 21, 2011

reesty schmeal

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)

When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.

by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

Schenatron

A human who whishes to be a robot, walks in a mechanical way- as if hes doing the robot. Never shows emotions and has a very bitchy attitude.

Tom:Dude stop being such a schenatron! and feel up ur girl.
David:'F' u im not into that sort of thing

by Robotron March 7, 2007

schmang

A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.

by rob mckinnon December 5, 2003

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

Schmender

The number of years a person self-identfies with, especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological age.

My friend Brian's age is 21 but his schmender identity is 78.

by Definition king 009 December 22, 2022