Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)

I did Santa’s Baptism last night.

by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020

Santa's Stocking

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

by O'Shay June 17, 2008

shot santa

Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar

"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.

I know - he was Shot Santa!"

by Candy gee November 21, 2013

santa sack

A general reference to male genitalia during the holiday season.

Ouch! you hit me in my "santa sack" with that snowball.

by Professor Dean Gullberry December 03, 2014

santa baby

santa baby... hurry down the chimney tonight!!!!!!!!!

p2 intro song... hilarious... get on that

santa baby

by brookes June 14, 2008

Santa Monica

Hip artistic enclave, more moneyed than poor now where poverty, commercialism and materialism meet to shock L.A

Funkiest and most urban beach community in America

by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003

Angry Santa

While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.

I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.

by rizzorainmaker February 26, 2010