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Salute Jupiter

An Optimistic Individual.

A Very Very Very Grand Socialite.
Everyone Salute Jupiter when he come thru.

Salute Jupiter don't give one fuck
by JupiterSalute January 19, 2012
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sameuls amooma

this amooma has a vagina and a cock an that vagina is tight while cock is bigger than sameul

and her transgender ass can last all night
THATS SAMEULS AMOOMA
by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022
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Slippery Salute

I gave that schmoe a slippery salute
by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006
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salutations

An amazing word that can be used both on meeting and on leaving.
(1) Someone walks up to another person. "Salutations."

(2) "Salutations." Someone then walks away from another person.
by The Bruhness is over 9000 December 15, 2016
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taunton salute

by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.
gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow
by Toby Edmunds October 18, 2007
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi
by hutao! September 27, 2019
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Salute a Dependapotamus

Saluting the spouse of a military officer is a hidden signal to the spouse that the member rendering the salute wants to have sex with the spouse with the officer's consent/participation. Returning the salute (or demanding to be saluted for their spouse's rank) means the spouse wants to have sex with that member.
"Don't you know my husband is an officer? Why aren't you saluting me? You should always salute a dependapotamus"
by TrashyPilot September 7, 2020
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