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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
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school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.
Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)
Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!
by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023
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Slit Palmer

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.
by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023
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