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No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.
A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)
Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!
by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023
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Slit Palmer

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.
by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023
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slit

cut your wrists/selfharm
person 1: “atleast i have a father
person 2: “slit”
by luhvtuls October 3, 2023
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slit

Damn that party sounded slit yooo
by jellysmore November 27, 2021
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slit cheese

Slit cheese is the from under cheese if the vagina.
My boyfriend said I had a case of the slit cheese after the gym yesterday.
by 4n power November 29, 2021
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