Raptor

An engine mechanic of the 5th RS in south Korea. Generally an alcoholic womanizer who rates women's looks by how many beers it would take to do her. Has the innate ability to double fist beers and cigarettes at the same time. Also has the nasty habits of kicking people in the nuts and getting into a shitload of trouble.

"Man, those raptors never do any fucking work, I wish I got to pick my job..."

by Little Raptor October 9, 2007

raptorous

Adj.: being so hungry you eat like a velociraptor.

I'm so raptorous, I could eat this steak in about three seconds. If only I had pointier teeth...

by deet_kills May 23, 2009

Raptorman

A highly powerful Troll Shaman that scours the landscape destroying all noobs, especially is Duskwood until they call for backup.

Run away! Raptorman is coming to pwn us!

by Radman23 March 14, 2011

Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Raptorbate

v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.

While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.

"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."

"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"

by Baskeville May 6, 2014

raptored

The act of getting jumped by a bunch of midgets with really sharp nails...

I was walking down the street when i got raptored, i didn't see it coming....

by Thetigsy July 8, 2015

Raptor Tappin

When someones toe nails or fingernaila get to long you can hear thwm tapping on the floor or table.

Guy 1: What the hell is that sound?
Guy 2: It's Mark, bro is raptor tappin.
Guy 1: Gross

by VictoryX July 18, 2016