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The act of a Butthurt moron who feels the need to dob in a person to Facebook for something they find offensive instead of just scrolling on
Oi can you boot Scuba Steve out of the group please he's butthurt and been reporting again.
by #Dshow@HumourMe August 1, 2016
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Seize the means of reproduction

When you take away a women's choice to have a child.
Person 1 - Hey I heard Japans population is really low.

Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
by Hentaibro69XD May 30, 2019
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Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
by alex14 August 19, 2006
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fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.
Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?
by hwinked January 19, 2004
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reprotarded

the stupidity associated with the chemical urge to reproduce
don't be reprotarded.
by knife fight jones July 25, 2010
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repromate

An excessive lad who's probably a dick. Mainly used as ironic praise.
Mate, Will vomed in a girl's vagina last night
Mate, he's such a repromate
by geopai May 6, 2008
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