Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025

Reuben Panini

The act of resting your pussy lips on someone else’s forehead.

I really thought I had bested her when I tea bagged her face, but she gave me a Reuben Panini and now my forehead will never be the same.

by 80095boobs January 19, 2026

Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.

John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."

by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010

Stinky reuben

When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.

I tapped that chick last night but this morning she made me eat a stinky reuben!

by 660 June 3, 2017

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Audrey Reimen

Audrey, she's a HOTTTTTIE, FINEST MF YOU'LL SEE. She's also really caring for people wether she knows them or not, Overthinks sometimes on what people think of her but that's because she doesn't want to upset anyone or do something wrong. She's the most loving girl you'll ever lay your eyes on and beautifulest one, People get jealousy over her looks and her hair but that's because they know they can never compete with someone like her. Her shining smile, her presence, her blooming face, joyous laughter, dirt colored eyes, rose tinted cheeks, basically everything about her will always light something up in your heart. You will and could never get bored of her, when you get to know her she talks alot and will always he there for you and NEVER bore you. She is very shy around alot of people and sometimes nervous but comfort her always. Someone you will always think about and love.

During lunch at school I came up to Audrey reimen and handed her a note to hmu

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013