LOL YES WE'RE PLAYIN TEH RECTAL ASSASSINS I'VE NVR PLAYED THIS GAME B4 BUT I KNO THAT THEY SUCK SO I'LL WIN!!!
by DYLAN PLATEL July 31, 2008
A rectal rocket is when a constipated individual uses a bottle rocket to "blast" the poopbout of his anus.
Person a. Dah hell you doin with dat rocket person b. Uses it to rectal rocket the shit out person a. ...dah fuck Is wrong wit u?!!
by don wellington a November 28, 2009
by jw1337 December 14, 2014
Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Eric April 08, 2005
sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole
sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"
sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"
by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019
To stay home from work or school due to the high probability that a torrent of liquid awfulness will be expelled from your bowels involuntarily and without warning.
Even though I took a rectal health day from work, I still had to attend a web conference on my iPhone from the shitter.
by Bogrimm January 31, 2018
A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 11, 2010