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back rash

A condition that occurs to most guitars, when belt buckles start scraping the paint off the back. Also the reason most guitarists will look weird with their belt buckles to the side.
"Dude, you're seriously asking $500 for that guitar? It's got major back rash."
by Gabexmosh January 6, 2008
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Kennywood Rash

The inner thigh rash that comes from walking continuously for extended periods of time. Onset of Kennywood Rash can come from hot temperatures, bad jeans, poor underwear choice, or a lack of protection, i.e. Gold Bond. Name comes from the thigh rash gotten from walking around Kennywood all damn day.
Guy 1: I need to get home and throw on some Gold Bond I have some fuckin serious Kennywood Rash.

Guy 2: Oh man fuck that go get some bond on.
by RedSharpie November 8, 2010
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Raider Rash

Does not exist. Its a rumor that started because people will believe anything they hear. Texas tech STD rate is about 5% a year which is consistent with all the other Big 12 schools.
"Did you say Raider Rash? Come on man that shits not true."
by Bizzy winnin April 6, 2008
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Seat Rash

Sitting watching either a movie, a play, a speech, a sporting event, or any other event that would have you seated and you are bored and in your boredom you fidget in your chair to find a suitable and comfortable position to continue not enjoying what you're viewing.

When wanting to inform someone in your party of how you are developing a seat rash it is best to do so in a whisper for everyone knows that whispering denotes importance and if you whisper you have seat rash you will have their attention and no one else will hear your private conversation. Though if they know their Urban Dictionary those that are watching will know what kind of problem you are having.
*whispers* This guy is giving me a case of the seat rash. When is he going to shut up? Better yet when are we gettin' out of here?

*whispers* This movie is such a seat rasher.
by J_Jammer January 21, 2009
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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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Rude Rash

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.
"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"
by Chris Royle June 10, 2010
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Rash Of Stalin

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.
by Untio April 1, 2009
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