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Kennywood Rash

The inner thigh rash that comes from walking continuously for extended periods of time. Onset of Kennywood Rash can come from hot temperatures, bad jeans, poor underwear choice, or a lack of protection, i.e. Gold Bond. Name comes from the thigh rash gotten from walking around Kennywood all damn day.
Guy 1: I need to get home and throw on some Gold Bond I have some fuckin serious Kennywood Rash.

Guy 2: Oh man fuck that go get some bond on.
by RedSharpie November 8, 2010
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back rash

A condition that occurs to most guitars, when belt buckles start scraping the paint off the back. Also the reason most guitarists will look weird with their belt buckles to the side.
"Dude, you're seriously asking $500 for that guitar? It's got major back rash."
by Gabexmosh January 6, 2008
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Raider Rash

Does not exist. Its a rumor that started because people will believe anything they hear. Texas tech STD rate is about 5% a year which is consistent with all the other Big 12 schools.
"Did you say Raider Rash? Come on man that shits not true."
by Bizzy winnin April 6, 2008
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Seat Rash

Sitting watching either a movie, a play, a speech, a sporting event, or any other event that would have you seated and you are bored and in your boredom you fidget in your chair to find a suitable and comfortable position to continue not enjoying what you're viewing.

When wanting to inform someone in your party of how you are developing a seat rash it is best to do so in a whisper for everyone knows that whispering denotes importance and if you whisper you have seat rash you will have their attention and no one else will hear your private conversation. Though if they know their Urban Dictionary those that are watching will know what kind of problem you are having.
*whispers* This guy is giving me a case of the seat rash. When is he going to shut up? Better yet when are we gettin' out of here?

*whispers* This movie is such a seat rasher.
by J_Jammer January 21, 2009
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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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rash out

verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.
"holy shit bro, that dude just totally rashed out so hardcore."

"woah man, did you see me rash out?"
by gabgurl May 14, 2011
mugGet the rash outmug.

rubble rash

Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.
Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there
by furball69 October 19, 2010
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