African rash

When you are caucasian, travel to Africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty-ass glasses. Generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly bumpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. The mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.
I went to Africa because I had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, I woke up with a fucking African rash.

I knew I had the African rash because when I googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what I was talking about because they are all assholes.
by Shittiness August 19, 2011
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poon rash

I rather my girlfriend go with the bush, cuz everytime she shaves she gets the poon rash and she won't give me nutin for days.
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 08, 2009
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Raider Rash

Does not exist. Its a rumor that started because people will believe anything they hear. Texas tech STD rate is about 5% a year which is consistent with all the other Big 12 schools.
"Did you say Raider Rash? Come on man that shits not true."
by Bizzy winnin April 07, 2008
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Seat Rash

Sitting watching either a movie, a play, a speech, a sporting event, or any other event that would have you seated and you are bored and in your boredom you fidget in your chair to find a suitable and comfortable position to continue not enjoying what you're viewing.

When wanting to inform someone in your party of how you are developing a seat rash it is best to do so in a whisper for everyone knows that whispering denotes importance and if you whisper you have seat rash you will have their attention and no one else will hear your private conversation. Though if they know their Urban Dictionary those that are watching will know what kind of problem you are having.
*whispers* This guy is giving me a case of the seat rash. When is he going to shut up? Better yet when are we gettin' out of here?

*whispers* This movie is such a seat rasher.
by J_Jammer January 21, 2009
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moot rash

A vaginal rash caused by fucking dirty cheese dick or swimming in the mee kong.
Hi gorgeous how are you going treating your moot rash hope things are on the improve.
by Catfish 9” January 03, 2021
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Rude Rash

That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.
"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"
by Chris Royle June 09, 2010
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Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
by Bart 69 July 15, 2008
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