randomer

someone who does something so bizarre that you can't help but have that WTF face. That is a randomer! Something just out of place that could only happen one in a million times.
Omg! Did you see that, how randomer! They pulled through the drive-thru and the whole rear hub assembly came off the car and rolled down the street...so crazy!

I can't believe you did that, how randomer!
by Chandra aka 'moon' October 13, 2007
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Random

a person you have never met; a person you do not care about
by Meg January 29, 2005
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Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 28, 2011
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Random

Anything that truly does not make any sense of any kind whatsoever or seems dreadfully out of place, usually in a comic light; as though it were literally placed at random.

Also pertains to entertainment in the sense of a random film or CD, for example, Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"! That's just, so random!
A large blue light hovering above the Marlboro man playing "Funkytown" on his CD player with gangsta rappers coming out of his ears and a monkey dancing on the end of his penis? That's so random!
by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003
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Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit
"Dude jono is such a random"
by FrOsTy August 29, 2003
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Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
by Athalonius November 04, 2011
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random crit

An occurrence of a critical hit happening at a seemingly arbitrary time. This phenomenon is usually associated with games such as Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, and other games.

More often than not it is viewed as a crutch/dumb luck and as quick relief from a situation that would otherwise result in your failure or death.
*Player 1 dies*

Player 1: FUCKING RANDOM CRIT YOU GOT SO FUCKING LUCKY WITH THAT!!1

Player 2: rofl QQ more your tears are delicious
by SomeKoolAznKid February 28, 2014
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