creepiness ratio 

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

creepiness ratio by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

procrastination ratio 

The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.

Varies from person to person.

Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.

Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!

procrastination ratio by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010

Self-Ratio 

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.

Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.

Self-Ratio by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021

Death to Income Ratio 

The relative rating between a person's likely years left before dying and their annual income or networth.

My nana is dating again and she's getting pretty serious with this guy Sol. The nursing home gave him an 'A' rating for his Death to Income Ratio.

Death to Income Ratio by L-Dub Elie April 11, 2017

Chill To Pull Ratio

The amount of chilling with your boys/pulling bitches one fratstar can achieve. Five to Five is the highest ratio.

"What do you think his chill to pull ratio is?"

Chill To Pull Ratio by Idaho Sae Frat Star Goldfinger November 19, 2011

Chick to Dick Ratio 

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

Chick to Dick Ratio by Lenny July 27, 2004

Frank to Bun Ratio 

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".

Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.

Frank to Bun Ratio by Zach Race January 28, 2008