purple daze 

A daydream with gay undertones.

Sally: John! Stop daydreaming!!
John: Sorry Girlfriend. I think I have to break up with you.
Sally: Why?!
John: I just had a purple daze... I think I'm gay!

purple daze by Chickem Fried February 5, 2010

Purple Joffrey 

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

Purple Joffrey by sans panties April 14, 2014

Purple Popsicle Syndrome 

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

Purple Popsicle Syndrome by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Purple Line 

When two or more people are mentally connected and are capable to undesranding what the other is thinking.

When me and Nikki both said the same thing at the same time, we were connected by the purple line.

Purple Line by Haon2099 October 22, 2017

Purple Santa 

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

Purple Santa by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

purple rhombus 

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

purple rhombus by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018

purple grape 

Thanos

That’s how to use it ^ (Thanos the purple grape)

purple grape by Thanos TheGRAPE August 8, 2019