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pump-job

When a female is too tired or not slutty enough to put out and instead closes her hand into the hand job position and allows the male to penetrate the hand by a pumping motion which simulates sex.
My friend Luke was hooking up with this girl but he had to do all the work because all she gave up was pump-jobs.
by Shuford August 6, 2014
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LIL PUMP

A retard rapper that yells “ESKETITway to manny times and is in love with Gucci
Friend:1 I got a Gucci belt.

Friend:2 you faggotlil pump bitch
by 12345678 ms January 21, 2018
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Pain at the Pump

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.
"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"
by Gribby May 23, 2008
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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Pumped

I pumped that dirty wee midden in her parents'bed!
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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bunny pumping

The art of smashing a chicks box hard and fast. E.g Thrusting the penis in and out of the vagina extemely quickly, hence mimicking the sex act of a rabbits.
I was going hard out ball slapping with this chick last night, absolutely bunny pumping the dog shit out of her!
by Scoota K November 4, 2006
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pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret
1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."
by Delow January 18, 2006
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