When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.
by Nosila Smada 13 December 18, 2020
DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.
Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.
Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!
DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!
by MyNamesJ12 July 22, 2010
All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.
by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015
A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).
Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..
by Leelo. January 03, 2010
A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.
I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.
by thecockblockersss June 14, 2010
In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."
Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."
Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."
Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."
Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."
by jellybeanjaws April 18, 2009
"How did it go last night at prom"
"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
by BagStank April 12, 2019