P. Diddy Promise

DEFINITION: A promise that CANNOT be broken.

Based on P. Diddy's unbroken promise to give Justin Bieber a Lamborghini when he turns 16.

EXAMPLE:

DAD: I P. Diddy Promise that I will get you a PS3 for your birthday in 3 months.
(3 Months later)
SON: THANKS FOR THE PS3 DADDY!!

by MyNamesJ12 July 23, 2010

Brown Pinky Promise

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.

Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.

by Nosila Smada 13 December 18, 2020

white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.

All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.

by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015

Advanced Pinky Promise

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).

Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..

by Leelo. January 3, 2010

Middle Finger Promise

A ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. If broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. More binding than a pinky promise. Abbreviated as MFP.

I flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she Middle Finger Promised me she wouldn't.

by thecockblockersss June 16, 2010

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".

"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"

by BagStank April 12, 2019