professional reality star

Somebody who makes a living from appearing on various reality television shows.

'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'

'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.

by Fcuk You September 20, 2014

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017

professer finesser

someone who is a professional at flirting/ getting with someone

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"

by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018

Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.

My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.

by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion

person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?

by jackaloped February 1, 2021