For schnitzel my pretzel

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".

Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!

by Flo-Train August 25, 2008

Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Pretzel Girl

Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.

Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.

Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.

Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl

Guy #2: Yeah.

or....

Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?

Girl: What did you just call me?

by CriticalMasssssss July 8, 2009

Ugandan Pretzel knot

When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body

I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

put her in a pretzel

When u put a girl legs behind her head and f#ck her

My ex said to put her in a pretzel last night

by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017