flood pressure 

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

flood pressure by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

peering pressure 

The pressure or influence a partner of an internet peering agreement will place on another partner to adhere to its requests or demands or result in a dissolution of the peering agreement.

Comcast used peering pressure to force other ISPs to adapt to its anti-piracy policies as demanded by 'Big Media' conglomerates

peering pressure by IC_Puzzle September 6, 2013

poop pressure 

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

poop pressure by Tjupr December 3, 2013

butt pressure 

When you store in so much farts because of social norms that an intense sharp pain rises in your anus and rectum.

Ah man, I just had so many baked beans at this wedding and now my butt pressure is at a extremely high magnitude.

butt pressure by 34AR January 10, 2014

Beer pressure 

Like peer pressure, beer pressure is the feeling of being pressured into drinking more beer than one would like to because his/her friends are doing it.

I'm feeling a little dizzy already after this fifth beer, but my friends are still going and I'm beginning to feel the beer pressure..

Beer pressure by real-diculous September 3, 2014

Beer pressure 

When your friends get you to do something that you normally wouldn't do if you were sober.

I gave into the beer pressure and ran naked through the streets.

Beer pressure by Rrick Miles June 5, 2018

Jewish Pressure Washer 

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph

Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis

Jewish Pressure Washer by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019