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Pressing ham

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.
by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019
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French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.
Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!
by captain Swagger October 13, 2011
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Christen Press

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
That's such a Christen Press thing to do
by Preather August 1, 2022
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Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.
GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.
by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020
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Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.
Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store
by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019
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Korean Press

Pressing one's lips in a tight circular pucker while chewing food. A technique used by Mukbangers during a Mukbang video in an attempt to keep large quantities of food within the mouth. Any race/nationality can do the Korean Press; called thus because the origin of the Mukbang is Korean.
I love watching Sas ASMR! She does a perfect Korean Press!
by Rainalot_ November 16, 2019
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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