I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

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Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!

“Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”

by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

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A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

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pregnant women

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I need that pregnant women to play soggy waffles with me,,,

by lesbain queen August 22, 2025

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plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔

by CUMSE December 25, 2023

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