Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.
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Get the Portuguese Breakfast mug.When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.
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Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.
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Get the Portuguese ting mug.The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
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