(n): similar to a sugar baby, just with no strings attached. A person who is basically adopted/fawned over by a wealthy individual who simply wants to spoil their friend.
Carol: Hey do you watch Bling empire?
Hazel: Omg yes, I LOVE Kevin!!
Carol: Me too!! Kevin is such a sweetheart but can we agree that he's totally Ana's poor pet?
Hazel: I mean you're not wrong but yea
Hazel: Omg yes, I LOVE Kevin!!
Carol: Me too!! Kevin is such a sweetheart but can we agree that he's totally Ana's poor pet?
Hazel: I mean you're not wrong but yea
by vida48 April 27, 2021
Complaining (bragging) that you are "poor" when, by the definition of poor / poverty, you aren't remotely poor. Complaining that you can't afford something you want, which, in your mind, makes you poor.
I can't afford tickets to Beyonce's concert because I'm soooooo poor! - Tweeted from my iPhone 6s. # poor bragging
by Rj19972000 February 15, 2016
Most commonly used to refer to fake or knock off Michael Kors products, including watches, handbags, and other accessories. Can also be used to refer to fake or knock off items in general.
Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Flashes "Michael Kors" watch in everyone's faces, bragging how he's rich and everyone else is poor)
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!
Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)
Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...
Non-tool guy: (Has watch flashed in his face, but quickly realizes its a fake due to misspellings and other errors on the watch, *yells*) HEY EVERYONE, HE'S ROCKIN MICHAEL POORS!
Scumbag Steve-type guy: (Leaves, humiliated, driving away in his beat up ricemobile)
Foreign friend in town: Hey, let's go to canal street, I heard you can get great deals on designer brands!
You: Not so fast, buddy. All they sell you there is Michael Poors...
by TheTruthHurts666 February 09, 2014
how come you lied to me you poor fella.
by kealamokihna June 06, 2007
Someone who is both poor ( monetarily) and also is a loser or fails to achieve any sort of goal in life and can't take care of themselves or their kids.
Sarah is a poor loser.
by potown December 04, 2008
Poor Soul, I hope you realise that you bring me excruciating mental pain :/
Hey Poor Soul...fuck you bitch!
Hey Poor Soul...fuck you bitch!
by ParentRegretNotLoggedIn September 16, 2020