Tri-pod

A frequently worshiped deity consisting of Tom Thumb, Eddie Bauer, and Jesus H. Christ. Worship practices include: wizard staffs, blow-up dolls, dancing on elevated surfaces, VIP floozies, and owning any Eddie Bauer gear because it is THE BEST and should be treated with respect. However, this does not mean Eddie Bauer is the most important member of the tri-pod, because Jesus H. lives on South beach heals those in need and will carry your cooler of beer for a small fee. With the utmost respect is how one should approach and reverence the tri-pod.

I'm going camping to show my respect for the Tri-pod, I'm bringing my Eddie Bauer sleeping bag and soulja boy will be the music of choice.

by Tiny Hats April 11, 2009

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God Pod

Street name for a wonams love organ

Man I want to slam my Jesus Gift in her God Pod

by Jesus Gift jnr August 11, 2008

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i pod

something smart people steal and idiots keep buying even though its going to be out dated in less than a year.

dumb ass, dude i bought the new i pod for 250 bucks.

me, dude i got the same one from and jocks locker in the school gym for free.

by metalheadstranger December 21, 2010

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Shy Pod

A Poor Man's version of the Apple classic. Often indicated by the owner's reluctance to display it in public. Hence 'Shy' Pod or 'Shite' Pod if it's really cheap and nasty.

Dan: Is that an Ipod?
Sam: Nah, I can't afford one of those, so I got Ohsoshitty Mp3 player from Hong Kong.
Dan: Ah, it's a Shy Pod!

by Sandbag69 January 25, 2009

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Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys April 13, 2007

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