call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis

Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!

by Beamdawg April 23, 2021

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 13, 2017

Plumber's Funeral

The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.

Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.

by Nightmare Ives March 19, 2021

plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.

Sarah has a plumber crack up her back

by Smrbitch1 February 19, 2017

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

Internet Plumber

Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.

"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."

by geekforbrains January 06, 2023