The Hague Plague

The Hague Plague, you were stupid to release them. You've gone too far.

You NWO IDIOTS

You SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED US

The Hague Plague is the event which allowed all the right anonymi to coalesce and find eachother to weed out the snakes. COVID 19, murder most foul, the most recent syrup to be designed for bionanochemical control of undesirables. MERS SARS HCOV, they're all mutant science experiments.

by Bl@ckFl@g April 2, 2021

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?

The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.

Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh

by 933 August 31, 2025

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018

JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.

JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms

by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024