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Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers
Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered
by Mtg187 October 9, 2020
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HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB

they stank up and clog bathrooms causing floods at times because they are HOT FOR having SEX with PED0PHILES.

SABOTAGERS OF MAMDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION .
YOU can walk into a bathroom at STACKS of the record BIG BIRD and any of the COFFEE HOUSES as as well as other restaurants to witness the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB being impotent with ENVY of those PED0PHILES that they feel can unplug their pipes.

Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 16, 2022
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Plumber

by Gcl November 27, 2021
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rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017
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Plumber

Someone that plays with fecal matter because they weren't smart enough to become an electrician
The plumber came to unblock the shitter pipe outhouse
by Mustcookspark August 30, 2019
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Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.
After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.
by Brack Friday November 4, 2015
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Iceland Plumber

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.
by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017
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