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Purcellville, VA

Known as lax (lacrosse) bro town. All the lax bros live in/near Purcellville and play for NOVA WEST LACROSSE. The two big high schools- Valley and Oodgrove (Woodgrove) are huge enemies when it comes to sports, especially football, basketball, and of course, lacrosse. The town is full of rednecks and preppy girls. It's is located in northern virginia and about an hour from Washington DC. It's also the only town where you will find 3 grocery stores (bloom, giant, and harris teeter).
Valley person 1- Are you going to the Valley/Woodgrove game today?
Valley person 2- Yea, What time and where
Valley person 1- 7 PM at valley
valley person 2- yea man i'll be there

*both schools are in Purcellville, VA but Woodgrove isn't in the actual town of Purcellville,VA, it's right outside of Purcellville, but it's location is still considered Purcellville. Valley is right in the town of Purcellville, VA
2 hours later

valley person 1- haha yea buddy, we beat woodgrove!
valley person 2- yea man this is OUR town, valley's town.

woodgrove person 1- yea so whatever, valley beat us
valley person 1- haha this is our town

^^what typically happens before and after and Valley/Woodgrove game
by valleyperson1 December 27, 2011
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word used by Puerto Ricans to describe hillbillies especially Dominicans.
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I hate when those parceleros (dominicans)move in to the neighborhood they always wear socks and sandals or shoes with no socks!! it makes no sense!
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The color of TamerBrad's hair.
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when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.
i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.
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When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind while she's puling in the toilet
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