by sixfeetofsnow November 06, 2009
My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.
by MarkieSmif June 30, 2010
by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020
The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.
Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.
Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.
by Dr.Nasty69 March 19, 2011
A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
by mothermccree June 02, 2010
cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
by sam k. March 15, 2005
adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom September 19, 2005