robot pirate

A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.

tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.

by a robot pirate March 31, 2010

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Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

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ginger pirate

A white guy who thinks he is a pirate and only pursues chubby red heads.

The ginger pirate passed out in the bar again right after he hit on that chubby red head.

by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009

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Crazy Pirate

The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.

Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.

Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.

by Dr.Nasty69 April 4, 2011

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chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

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