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Ping Zing

Whilst in the 69 position, the man asks his female counterpart whether or not she smells something. Upon asking the question, the male farts and the flatchalant is directly inserted into the womens nose. The man holds the girls head in place with his knees so she cannot escape. One can then smack the girls ass and say " PING ZING!"
by Eric West April 3, 2008
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Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.
I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.
by Allan Bent November 1, 2014
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Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.
Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.
by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011
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Ping Abuse

A term that sore losers use as a reason to why they get killed in a melee battle. Mostly used in the game Minecraft.
OMG HOW THE FUCK DID HE KILL ME! I CALL PING ABUSE! ping
by xDripples October 3, 2014
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popty ping

A Welsh word for microwave.
Best word ever invented.

Some of the best looking popty pings have knobbles
Shell has a red popty ping.

Her popty ping has red knobbles.
My popty ping is making popcorn.
by joeking84 September 16, 2013
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People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.
"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."
by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008
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ping pong genocide

When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.
Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...
by aisha12 January 23, 2011
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