piece of mud

An unbearable personality trait, that is revolting to the human population. One who is a "piece of mud" is incredibly boring, stupid, self centered, and any other bad personality trait combined into one. Basically an over all asshole.

Once a "piece of mud", you can never go back. Pieces of mud lack intelligence and the ability to preform well with others. They suck.

There is only one "piece of mud" list in this entire world, if you are on the piece of mud list, I feel sorry for you.
Those who are e n g r a v e d on the "piece of mud" list are at the point of no return, once engraved, forget about it, your life basically amounts to nothing and you're fucked.

One does not simply just become a "piece of mud", one is BORN a "piece of mud".

abv- "POM"

Girl: He ignored my texts and calls! He's such a piece of mud!

also see serious piece of mud

(MK)

by youwillneverknoww July 19, 2012

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Piece of Ship

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.

Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."

by M3TEOR October 1, 2014

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main piece

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.

Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.

by toast455 February 17, 2006

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