"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
Get the A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic mug.The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023
Get the yer a sandwich aff a picnic mug.Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
Get the Picnic Tickle Boner mug.A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
Get the Hitchens Picnic mug.Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
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