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Not the full picnic

Said about someone who doesn't really know their way around something or somewhere. Could be due to isolation. Sometimes a person with a troubled passed, could also be that they are suspicious to enter the present world.
She's not the full picnic, lives on her own in a torn house just outside town and rarely speaks to anyone.
by Little_puppet March 1, 2017
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Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult
by Mewchz January 17, 2023
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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
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Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding
Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!
by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010
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Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up
Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink
by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014
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Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
by phillyp1 December 29, 2023
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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