Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011

Packers

Worst NFL team ever. Might as well be packin' D's in there B-holes. Rogers is probably gay.

Person 1: You catch that Packers game this weekend?

Person 2: No, sorry. I dont bat from that side of the plate...

by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 23, 2010

American Picker

someone always messing with their junk.

gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.

by racercorky October 2, 2010

Pineapple Picker

A homosexual man who chases after overweight Samoan/Hawaiian men.

Pineapple Picker, Rice Queen, Potato Queen, Chubby Chaser, Sugar Daddy

by Peacocks&PinkLemonade November 6, 2012

Picker

A biological aspect deep within ones brain that helps decide weather a person is suitable or not to be in a relationship with you.

Branners has had some bad luck with men... Her mom says her "picker" is broken. :)

by 108billy February 19, 2009

Cotton Picker

Working extremely hard; Busy. Commonly used in the workplace. Can also be shortened to CP.

Person 1: "Hey wanna grab a coffee at 10:30am"

Person 2: "Can't dude my boss has me working like a cotton picker"

Person 1: "That sucks. Maybe tomorrow then."

Colleague 1: Hey what's your status?"

Colleague 2: "CP"

Colleague 1: "No worries will call back later."

by Willis101 July 25, 2009

Pickering

A Pickering is a gay cunt who supports the Fremantle dockers and takes in the ass while ferociously masturbating to Starcraft.

Is his name Pickering?

Yeah

What a faggot

by Qwerty98666 May 8, 2013