Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

Care Package Glitch

A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.

Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....

by yinklealpha February 12, 2010

package

that part of a man's genitalia (scrotum and penis), the volume of which is visible, as a "bulge," through his blue jeans or whatever other pants he may be wearing. when a gay man is "cruising" another gay man, the "package" is one of the first things checked out. the larger the package, the more promising the "potential outcome."

"Hey, Jason, I just got back from the supermarket, and the Checker was so cute and hot, and he had this HUGE PACKAGE busting through his jeans.

by philemon December 30, 2007

swagger package

noun. the essence of swagger. in a package. usually used when referring to hot males. who have the swagger. not used solely for reference to gang members. Not necessarily physical as aura and confidence.

girl 1- (talking to blind friend) "Girl, did you see his swagger package?"
blind friend- "Damn, I could sense it from over here!"

by swaggerpackersbrikat June 11, 2009

Gym Package

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

by Nthebutt1001 January 16, 2011

picasso bra

When a bra is too small for the wearer, making the flesh fall out over the top of the garment and thus making the subject look as if they have four boobs.

"I wear my picasso bra when I want to get laid"
"We need to so shopping, all my bras are picassos."

by x_Jasper February 5, 2008

Smoke Package

Someone that is a complete bullshitter.

Dean is a smoke package.

by mushad March 19, 2010