penis

the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?

by PENISinYOURmouth January 24, 2005

penis

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

penis

idk what it is but i think its the thing that goes up when i see booby

penis?

by efawubheghoise November 5, 2019

penis

a fallen vagina

yo dude nice penis

by gorillagripcoochie June 27, 2020

penis

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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017

penis

a VERY small stick on a male.

omg look at that guy penis😂
that guy has a small penis

by Morgang April 11, 2020

penis

A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.

"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy!!!!!"
-me

*wink, wink* ^_~

by The Real KiTTaY April 25, 2006