Pelican

A conspiracy theorist who mindlessly shares misinformation or links to garbage websites while trying to argue a ridiculous point that doesn't even relate to anything.

Hey bro, don't pelican me with that bullshit video.

by Some Bloody Guy May 19, 2020

pelican walk

When you walk out the club at 10 AM on a Monday in Miami... and you’re like what time is it? What day is it? Hell if I care, we in Miami brah. Pelican walk to the Uber .. skrt

Pelican walk-in all da way there ..

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

pelicans rest

The place all party goers end up when they are a bit long in the beak.

Party animals Turn and Jurn are finally settled in pelicans rest.

Not chicks anymore.

by Jurn2227 April 19, 2018

Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub

Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents

by anonymous tardsy April 06, 2022

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018

Pelican Brief

Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.

Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.

Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?

by lil G-40 November 07, 2017