Comment Parasite

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.

Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”

Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”

Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”

Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”

by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022

Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

Parasol

A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.

"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"

by 1337h4xx00rz August 14, 2006

parasshole

a parasitic asshole a person who is not just a parasite but also an asshole

that parasshole drank all the milk again

by Ilene_Dover May 27, 2009

Parasite

Someone who loves paramore so much theyll do/say anything to figure out why you dont.

When i told my friends that i didnt like paramore, those parasites started hounding me and telling me that i dont know what music is, that hayley williams is like the voice of our generation and that theyre gonna let me borrow riot and everything we know is falling.

by tig ol' biggins October 3, 2009

gory parasite

a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man

Ryan Seacrest is such a gory parasite.

by penismcgyer July 13, 2009

Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

by Son Bon July 17, 2011