Pamploof

A JROTC retard

That guy is a pamploof because he goes around shouting cadence commands all day!

by EdgeLordVM April 10, 2025

Pamper nigga

A nigga who cries and bitches at everything, easy as fuck to rage bait, and most of all bitch made asf

“Stop being a pamper nigga bro”

by Jrkmate May 24, 2025

Pampers syndrome

Coined by a person unsure of the most appropriate name for this syndrome, this syndrome refers to a phenomenon where someone can hold pee during a flight or while watching a movie at a cinema but always have the constant urge to pee outside these 2 situations.

Every time I'm on a flight, I never need to pee, but as soon as I'm back on solid ground, it's like I have Pampers syndrome kicking in!

by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

Pampers

The slang term for "disposable diapers" that originates from one of the most popular brands for disposable diapers

After a long night with the baby, I was so grateful for those Pampers—changing a diaper is a breeze when you have disposable ones handy!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

Getting Pamped

When you get fucked so hard you need pampers.

Jay was getting pamped so hard last night after Scott had his way with him.

by fattywinnarz September 10, 2013

The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch March 21, 2016