madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.

"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"

by Trojan Man January 15, 2004

jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.

I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.

by the cisco kid August 4, 2004

palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.

Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!

by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Palm Popper

Someone who is a wizard of popping that palm. ie. making that palm pop. Popping that palm requires a clapping motion that produces a pop noise on impact. Learned in tight circles and is secret knowledge.

Some would say that palm popping is a lost art. I know that isn't true. Just the other day i saw a palm popper popping his palm like nobody's business. Pop palms everyday!

by All Corn Diet March 27, 2023

Palm Springsteen

A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stream Hey There Cowgirl by Palm Springsteen

by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014