madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.

"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"

by Trojan Man January 15, 2004

jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.

I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.

by the cisco kid August 4, 2004

palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.

Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!

by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011

hidden palms

A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.

Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?

Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?

Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!

Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!

by Scooba December 13, 2008

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned

1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.

by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 6, 2019