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Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.
Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”
by Squactus January 6, 2020
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Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
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Paginis

The genitalia in which both the penis and vagina have been combined.
Me and Regina finally were ready to have sex, but when she pulled down her pants I was staring at a massive, gaping, paginis.
by Chinese toucher480 November 30, 2020
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panini head

panini head is a 'polite' way of saying f*ck.
'You panini head!'
by baamgyu December 25, 2020
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packinism

A religion where people are worshiped for having a massive penis
He was worshiped as a god because they heard the prophesies and began to believe in the religion of packinism
by The great packin January 8, 2021
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painismybf

a tiktok content creator who is very fond of naruto, they know one piece and bleach is better but wont cheat on naruto.
jimmy: can u believe painismybf think naruto is the best in the big 3
joe: yeah they’re delusional
by darion williams February 14, 2021
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panini day

it is panini day
by bellaissexy1127 April 19, 2021
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