The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010
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a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.
typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.
popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.
typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.
popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
by L. "Lofty" McLøphthåüs January 1, 2011
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