Sydney Packer

She's the sweetest girl alive, such a beautiful soul. If you're ever lucky enough to have Sydney Packer in your life, never let her go. She's so beautiful and so kind. Whenever she walks into a room everyone looks to the door and says "wow"

meeting Sydney Packer might be the best thing that's happened to me all year

by hghias;ldfkn December 2, 2018

Fanny Packer

A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.

I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.

I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Mother Packed Suitcase

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020

Picky Packer

a picky packer is a smiggy smagger that smockys his mac stick with a snack attacker patty wacker onion sacker picky packing packer

Picky packer packing flu flamin smiggy smagger

by packzonpackz December 17, 2020

getting packed up

when you do something remotely illegal and you end up getting caught

oh shoot, lil timmy is getting packed up for messing with that 17-year-old

by your mom's coochie hair May 30, 2022

Green Bay Packered

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.

Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.

by ugh no November 10, 2015

Venom The Packer

The most best packer on the platform called Discord.

He is very epic at packing and will violate anyone if that mf isn't tired.

If you claim he's your son, well you can't because he will troll you and bully you to death.

Also has big cock.

Newgen 1: Have you ever heard of Venom The Packer?

Newgen 2: Yeah I have heard of him, man I wanna be like him so bad.

Newgen 1: I know right!

Midgen 1: MAN VENOMK ENOM TO MY DICK!

Venom: WHATCHU SAY BITCH?? *violates him*

*midgen leaves VC and is now venoms seedling.*

by Venom (Aka big dick god) April 9, 2021