Listen boy

A Yoongi quote!

Listen boy my first love story! - Min Yoongi :)

by pseudonym88888888888 May 24, 2023

Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.

A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.

by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Listen to women

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TSSSSSSSSS... AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! OOOOOOOH MAN! NO! JUST "NO" DAWG! I'M NOT DOING THAT!

Hym "You- LISTEN TO WOMEN!? PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? LISTEN TO- PFFFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listen

Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.

Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025