by Crime slime January 10, 2021

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.
by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019

Champaign-Urbana frat guy move. When done banging local beer pig, (from Kam's on Green st.), I tossed the used rubber on he side of the bed. She wakes up to get out of bed, the foot hits the floor, the illini slime got ya!
by shoeless74 September 11, 2020

The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
by crow912 November 28, 2017

After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.
by Black Nibb August 19, 2017
