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Nuke China

The act of putting last nights chinese takeout into the microwave
"Yo John, nuke china,"

"alright! I have been looking forward to finishing the Orange Chicken"
by Tree Waifu June 1, 2021
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Cock-Nuke

A Sex position where the male drops in the pussy like a nuke to cause sexual havic on the pussy. Aka multi-squirt.
Check out your sons teacher. Ill cock-nuke that bitch.
by Hifoe December 5, 2017
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Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"
by CatLag September 30, 2020
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fard nukes

gru can use them when he does the 😤 emoji
(Caution: fard nukes can cause intense fard spamming)
gru is going to send fard nukes to your home
by calebfard July 14, 2023
mugGet the fard nukesmug.

Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
mugGet the Nuke Nutmug.

Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.
person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?
by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023
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