Biggest asshole you will EVER meet! An Oliver typically thinks he knows everything and dances like a fish out of water. Olivers have ZERO stamina, they cannot even go for more than 10 days without wanking their shlong. In fact hes probably cranking one in this cup this very moment. The only thing more predictable than his unfunny jokes is his insane amount of horniness. No matter how much of an absolutely condescending dick he is, we love him unconditionally <3 Люблю тебя ;)
Girl: How'd your date go?
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..
by mackdaddy143143 November 10, 2018
Get the Olivermug. 
has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.
by Danny5 September 20, 2011
Get the Olivermug. The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.
Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
by Oliver Suckonadick June 7, 2011
Get the Olivermug. Oliver is a guy that is 2 chill. he is addicted to path of exile and olivers tend to never get good computers when they say they will.
by shockthemeta September 21, 2016
Get the Olivermug. A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.
oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
oliver: "A SHORT CIRCUIT HAHAHAH"
by Aphidorfloor December 5, 2010
Get the Olivermug. a kid who does bad in school, is outshined by someone close to them in every thing imaginable, and often is a ginger.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.
On the other hand, hes sexy and is really chill and awesome.
by xbox234 March 14, 2009
Get the Olivermug.